Cruise Is About To Sic The Scientologists On Katie!!!

Dr. Cruise is pisssssssed!

According to insiders, Katie Holmes has decided to participate in next seasons Dancing with the Stars!!!

But Dr. Cruise doesn't believe in reality TV and has forbid Katie to take part!!

Just when Katie was beginning to recover from her first dose of Brainwashers.

You can do it Katie! Push Push Push!

Katie got the idea from Vicky Becks who introduced her to fellow Spice Girl Melanie Brown.

Spicy Brown, who was on last season's DWTS, apparently told Katie to "Go for it!"

...And we agree!!!!

Get us a spot too Spicy!