Paris Hilton and Doug Something Split

OH NO!

Pair-y H. and Doug "what's his face" have called it quits People.com is reporting.

While he may look gorg, we all watched the Hills and know what a Draahmz Q he is. We think that's probably why Pair-y called the publicity stunt it off. There can't be two Queens holding down the fort in LonDon.

Sorry Dougy Poo.

We're sure the producers of the Hills will find you somone else to leech celebrity from. We here Kristen Cavallari is single.

Well... then again. She's sort of in need of the same.