Pez Head Is Such A Liar!!

It's one thing to keep it real!!

It's something entirely different when you MAKE UP LIES!!!!!

As we reported yesterday, Aubrey "Get Laid" let Pez Head have it in a tweet confrontation!

Pez Head claimed that a source told her him that Aubrey was being a total bitch during the NOH8 shoot.

WELL, Us is reporting that Pez Head made the whole thing up!!!

Cofounders Adam Bouska and Jeff Parhsley had this to say about Pez' lies:

"It is unfortunate that while doing something for the greater good someone found pleasure in trying to tear it down. Aubrey believes in marriage equality which is exactly what this campaign is about. We had a great time shooting her and we can't wait to release the PSA next week. Aubrey O'Day and the NOH8 Campaign will continue to work together in the fight against hate and discrimination."

Pez!! Even we know a girls got to keep her shiz straight!!

It's time someone get new sources!

Mr. Gaston Keeps Crying!

HAHA! We just looooove Australian sap!

As we reported a few days ago, since the breakup with Milley Mr. Gaston has not been able to control himself!

We found this on Youtube and well...

We can smell the fermented cheese from a mile away!

Unlike your underwear ads, sap isn't hawt Mr. Gaston!!!!

NOT HAWT!!!!

Paula Just Had To Take It There

Oh... Paula!!!

Why do you always have to take it there!?!?!

...B/c if you're going to, so are we!!

In her latest tweet Paula says:

"I am truly touched by the thousands of blogs&tweets expressing your concern, love and support in re:to whether or not I'll be back for AI."

Awe! Sweet right!?

then... "Keep your fingers crossed and know that I love and adore you all for loving me so much!"

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!

Hunny, WE ALL don't love you so much! Think you're a crackhead entertainer????

YES!

Love watching you use words like "sequestration" and "admonition" incorrectly????

YES!

We think the girl needs a few PercOs to bring her back down to EARTH!?!

We could give you a prescript, Blabdul, but we think you probably have access to one.

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Mizz Gawgs Awz Japan!!

Mizz Gawgs is as contage as Bird Flu on a hot sticky crowded street in Beijing!

The gAWdess that is Mizz Gawgs tore down the house in Japan while on her Asian Tour!!!

What can't she do????

We still think she's going to be the first to perform on another planet.

...And we'll be the first in line to buy tickets and an astro suit!

Jennifer Wants A Manly Film

Jennifer Waniston thinks there's a karmic connection betwixt her movies and her life!!!

Last night at the Krystal and Lucy Awards, Waniston said this in her speech:

"I'm trying to be more careful than I have been in the past about the kind of movies I choose to be in. I kind of noticed something a few years ago that there seems to be a strange parallel between the movies I'm doing and my life offscreen. It started with The Good Girl, then of course Rumor Has It, followed by Derailed. Then there was The Break Up. If any of you have a project entitled Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Male, I'm at table 6 and my agents are at table 12!"

Wow, that was actually funny Waniston!

...but we didn't see you in the film "Angelina Jolie Is Hawter Than Me!"

Zac Needs LonDon's Help!

It's such a shame when hawtness lacks style!!!

...or breathing room for the boys!!!

Zac "I Hate Musicals" Efron....

DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR SIZE!?!?!

For the future, we think a size 32.

But if you're too awesome for your size, take our advice.

If the pants don't fit...

JUST TAKE THEM OFF INSTEAD!!!

Love ya Z!

Usha Says We're Through

Looks like Usha wants to make love in da club with someone else!!!

Possibly us???????

People is reporting that earlier this morning Milk Chocolate filed for divorce from his hag wife Tameka Foster Raymond in an Atlanta Court.

...And Fosters, 8 yrs his senior, doesn't seem to have a problem with it.

Apparently the diamond digger has already moved on and is trying to slip into the wallet pants of comedian Eddie Murphy.

Insiders tell us Fosters was a googly-eyed stalker at the premier of Donkey's new movie Imagine That in Atlanta this past week.

...And even better, it doesn't seem like Milk Chocolate cares either!!

He has reportedly been in Las Vegas recording his new album and the two rarely see one another.

We loves it!!!!!!

Aubrey Confronts @Perez

Earlier today Pez Head blogged about Aubrey "Get Laid" and the NoH8 campaign.

The title was "H8 On Aubrey O'Day! Bitch Is Rude!"

...And Aubrey is tweetly pisssssssed!!!!!!!

She tweets to Pez Head:

"@perezhilton i am unbelievably outraged at your speculations about my participation in the NOH8 campaign. they are completely false!"

then... "@perezhilton and i think its sad that you of all people would turn a beautifully giving day into your web smut!"

To which Pez Head replied:

"@AubreyODay My sources are impeachable! I stand by the story 100%."

then... "@AubreyODay Impeccable. They're impeccable."

We love watching stanky fish flounder over their words!!!!

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Mizz Gawgs...WE'RE IN LOVE!!!

Down Right Stunner!!!!!!!!!

The Fabulosity Mizz Gawgs and Marilyn Manson have remixed Gawg's song "Love Game."

...And as is everything Gawgs does, IT IS OFF THE CHARTS!!!!!

The scoop comes from Pez Head, but this is the Haus of Mizz Gawgs so we're borrowing the story!

Thanks for the fiyyaa Pez!!

STRAIGHT FAB!!!!

New Cassie Video Feat. Puff Puff

Puff Puff's given us a behind-the-scenes look at Cassie's new video just released today!

The song?

Kind of a HOT STANKY MESS!!

But what's really in need of discussion is her new due!

Simply put... A COMPLETE DEEESTASTER AND A HALF!

...make that two!

Someone must be slippin these girl's hairstylists tranqs!

We're interested in knowing what you think of the half-baked pie.

Party At Whitneys!

An insider tells us that there's going to be a BIG dinner party at Whitney Houston's house next Saturday!!!

...Possibly to promote her comeback album???

Word is that Kirstie Alley is going to be there too!

Catering better be ready for that shiz.

HEY WHIT!!!!

We'd like our invite via Tweetberry please!

Love you deeeeeev!!!!!!

Drags Galore in Miami

Khloe Kardashian held a DragQ Party in Miami today!!

...and WELL, how do we put this delicately???

It was a COMPLETE SHIT SHOW PUBLICITY STUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We love the thought though, Khl-nobody.

Khl-nobody was hosting the "drag look-alike contest" b/c the city just passed the Domestic Partnership Ordinance giving the legal rights of the straights to The Gays!

Like we said, WE LOVE THE THOUGHT!

...But if you're going to celebrate gay rights, don't hold a SELF-OBSESSED Khl-nobody look-alike contest!

Bitch pleazzzzzze!

M. Say Is All About LonDon!

Our gawdess the Divine Mizz Mimi is loving LonDon right now!

The deev arrived at Heathrow today and was looking fab as use!

Mail Online reports that she needed two HUGE trolleys to carry her suitcases to her hotel! Last year Mizz Mimi brought 20 suitcases to LonDon town!!!!!!

What a coincadink!! WE LOVE TRAVELLIN' MIMI-STYLE TOO!!!

The Divine Mizz Mimi is probably in LonDon promoting her upcoming single "Obsessed" that is to be released in the US next week!

Mimi recently tweeted a few days ago:

"So'Obsessed' is an uptempo fun summer record. We were gonna go w/the ballad 1st but don't worry,its coming. I tried to make something For all who love Butterfly, and even older albums,but"Obsessed" has to come out 1st, asap!! Its different for me,but clearly,its SO me!"

WE CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole Richie Bashes Samantha Ronson

We just LOOOVE tweety juice!!!

In her latest tweet Nicole Richie calls Samantha Ronson a Vh1 trashbag!!!

Nicky tweets to Samron:

"@samantharonson because I saw you at the Rock of Love auditions yesterday. Don't be ashamed."

Ouch!

Because we know Lindsay Lohan and Nicky want to shiz on one another, we know Nicky ain't jokin!!

We can't wait to see if LindSee Laylow is going to defend her man!!!

...but honestly we think Samron would be a perfect fit for next season's Rock of Love: Tranny Edition.

Put a blonde wig on him her and we think she'll pass!!!

Keep the draaaahmz coming ladies...and gentlemen!

Paris Throws Lemons and Limes????

As we reported on Wed, Pair-y H. and Doug "what's his face" have called it quits.

...and it looks like Pair-y isn't going down without a fight!

Pez Head Perez is reporting that "Deal or No Deal" model Kendahl Beal claims Pair-y went crazy at the Dark Room in LA last week where shiz went down!

Beal says:

"Everyone was there having a great time, sitting at the bar, and I happen to be talking to Doug. Out of nowhere Paris comes and starts throwing lemons and limes at me. It was kind of crazy!"

LEMONS AND LIMES?????

WTF!?!?!?!?

We hope Perrier Lemon grabbed the fruit from the bar and not from her purse!

Or else... we're going to tag her ass as officially psycho!

Keep It Together Girl!!!!!

Ryan Seacrest and Simon Go Stripping Together!!

Ryan Straightcrest and Simon Cowell were in LonDon last night...

...and Went To A Strip Club together!!!

AWKWARD!!!

Deev Straightcrest must have seemed soooo out of place.

But you can't blame a boy for faking trying!

The club owner of Stringfellows said that they were "great guys... and extremely generous."

TMZ reports that they kept things classy!

We don't think that was so hard for Straightcrest to do!!

Vera Wang To Join DWTS!

The cast is just getting more fab by the day!!!!

As we reported yesterday, Katie Holmes will likely be a part of DWTS.

And it looks like Vera Wang is going to be joining her!

We're loving it!!!!!

NBC isn't saying anything yet, but we think it's all a matter of time. Season 9 starts on Sept. 21.

Wang, a fashion gawdess, has designed costumes for Nancy Kerrigan and Michelle Kwan.

...and we won't even mention her gowns!!!!

Do you think she'll design her own leotards????

We suggest the color white Vera!

Yay For Jersey Housewife Baby

We love this kind of news!

Jacqueline Laurita finally had a baby!!!

If you remember from the show, the girl was on her 1,023rd miscarriage!

We think it divine when good things happen to fabulous people!

Star is reporting that the baby weighed in at 8lbs. 3oz.

We wonder if they'll make a big thing about J.La being preggers on next week's finale!

GASSSPPPP...

Do you think that whole miscarriage doctors office scene was staged!!?????

If you do the math, she probably had to have been pregnant during taping if she's having the baby now!

Scandalous!

But we still love J.La... because, well, we love Housewife draaahmz!!!

Heidi Montag To Pose For Playboy

Pope Heidi Montag has decided to reveal all her baptized parts to Playboy!

We bet J. Christ will love that!

People is reporting that Pope Montag will bear it all in the September edition.

A source says: "There is nudity. It's tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it."

Tasteful?????

Ummm...

Everything Pope Montag does is trashay!

We doubt it's different this time!

...but God Bless Ya Sistaaa!

Kirstey Alley Hates Conan!

Krispy Kreme is hatin' on Conan O'Brien!

In her latest tweet she says:

"THEN IT BECOMES "LATE NIGHT" WITH MEDIOCRE STAFF WRITERS...NOT MY FAVORITE SHOW..CONAN,WRITE YOUR OWN JOKES..YOU ARE FUNNY AND CLEVER & NICE"

...And in all caps!?!

Ouch!!

We can't wait to hear what Conan says about this.

But we think it's just time for Krispy's 8th snack of the day...

Hunger can make a beast bitch wanna kill somebody!

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Kristen Stewart's New Look

K. Stewy is sporting a new due!

People seems to think it screams "rock n' roll."

...we think more like trashay European!!

Apparently Stewy's new look is for an upcoming movie she's doing called "The Runaways," a Joan Jett biopic.

Umm...

Any movie that requires such a disaster should really be reconsidered!!

Let us know if you think it's as HeiN as we do.

Daughtry Really Likes "I'm A Celebrity..."

Say WHAT!!?

It appears Am Idol screamer Chris Daughtry is in love with "I'm A Celebrity... Keep Me Here Forever!"

Really in love!!!

So in love in fact he can't stop tweeting about it!

Daughtry tweets: "I have to say my favs on that show are Lou Diamond and Sanjaya. They seem like good hearted peeps."

then... "Can't say I would ever do a show like that but they sure are fun to watch!"

then... "Sanjaya is a hard worker and he slays on every task! LDP is the same way and he's a great leader. Why am I tweetin about this?"

WE'RE WONDERING THE SAME THING!!!!!

Looks like someone's interested in a spot on next season's show.

Albums not selling so well these days Christopher?

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Cruise Is About To Sic The Scientologists On Katie!!!

Dr. Cruise is pisssssssed!

According to insiders, Katie Holmes has decided to participate in next seasons Dancing with the Stars!!!

But Dr. Cruise doesn't believe in reality TV and has forbid Katie to take part!!

Just when Katie was beginning to recover from her first dose of Brainwashers.

You can do it Katie! Push Push Push!

Katie got the idea from Vicky Becks who introduced her to fellow Spice Girl Melanie Brown.

Spicy Brown, who was on last season's DWTS, apparently told Katie to "Go for it!"

...And we agree!!!!

Get us a spot too Spicy!

Beyonce & J Say NO To Kids

AWE! No BB's and JJ's????

The R&B couple have declared there will be no children in this house!

In ref to kids JJ said, "We got to keep it moving. Got bills to pay."

Amen Brothaaaa!

So how does deev Bsay feel about that? About the same...

"I definitely want one but I’m not ready for all that. I don’t think a person should see that before their time. I fall in love with my nephew every time I see him."

Looks like destiny ain't havin' no child anytime soon!

...cause a brotha GOT TO WORK IT OUT! OH HUH HUH!

Be Up On Your Shiz!

Classy Griffin was on Letterman last night!

...and we're still laughing!!!

We love a feisty red head with the body of a 18 y.o., who tells it how it is!

Diddy Thinks He's Part of Hollywood

From Harlem t' Hollywuud Babyyy!

Ummm... not really!

Now Puffer Fish! We know you have a few reality shows but Hollywood???

We think .... not so much!

Here at LonDon Gaga we like to reserve the word Hollywood for fabulosities like Nicole Kidman and Brangelina.

Not for "into everything, good at nothing" celebs. Sorry Puff Puff, but we still love the video!

OH! And let's not forget, you might have grown up in Harlem but YOU went to a private school!!!

Instead of trying to join Hollyhood, we think you should spend your time trying to get Danity Kane back together.

We all love a good DK shit show!

Chastity Bono To Become Chase!!!

In a TMZ exclusive, Chastity Bono, the daughter of Cher and Sonny has decided to attach a peen and become a man!

While we are all for more men in this world, not this kind!

Chase's publicist, Howard Bragman, had this to say:

"Yes, it's true -- Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity."

And Mr. Bragman is already calling Chase a HE!

"He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones."

"It is Chaz's hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his 'coming out' did nearly 20 years ago."

Chastity, hunny, we like Chase better than Chaz!

Trust us.

Tiger Woods Doesn't Even Live Here!

Are you serious?????

Photos of Tiger Wood's Hawaii planet leaked online today.

...and the boy's got room for us!

Awe Tigger! You're so sweet!

And the catch? He doesn't even live there! He lives in Orlando!

While it isn't shocking that a celeb owns more than one house, we think in this economy Tigger should sell or donate such luxury to someone who needs it.

GM perhaps?

LonDon Loves Malibu Barbi!

There's a new Miss California bitches!

And her name is Tami Farrell! A much hawter version of Prejean we think.

The former Miss Malibu was crowned following the stanky boot given to Prejean by the Donald yesterday!

As you might recall Prejean had some scandalous photos taken of her on a "windblown rooftop" adding fuel to the already explosion that was her.

Fox got this statement from Farrell in an interview:

"Yes, it was definitely a crazy phone call to receive, but I’m excited to represent the state. I only found out yesterday! It was definitely some interesting news to receive but I’m just so excited."

DON'T ACT SURPRISED FARRELL! We all knew it was coming!

But we here at LonDon Gaga welcome the much needed change.

P!nk !s Ly!ng!

...and the self promotion continues!

In her latest tweet Purp!e says this:

"Pretty exciting: i am 3rd (tied with mr. timberlake and nelly) in the most top 10 hits on us radio in history. madonna, 2, mariah, 1."

Now Purp!e! Although we think you're a fabulosity, we'd love to know where you're gettin your info from. You've only released an album and a half.

We agree with the Divine Mizz Mimi and MagPie... but Purp!e, JT, Nelly????

Where's Elvis and the Beatles?? We'd even go for the disappearing act J.Lo!

Regardless, Purp!e was not afraid to show her excitement about her new Wiki-made list.

She tweets:

"3 is my lucky number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! exclamation mark!!!!!!"

We know who else loves the #3.

Kendra Wilson of course!

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Miley Cyrus Blows a Gasket

Here at LonDon Gaga, we don't advocate expressing your emotions on Twitter....keep that shiz to yourself, Mr. Gaston.

In the saga of teen romance (although Justin is 20), it looks like Miley has said goodbye to her underwear model. Though no official word has come from either party, take a look at his twitter (JustinMGaston)- pathetic, we think:

"How many tears are in there? They've gotta run out soon right?"

...and our personal fave, "At least I know where you stand."

Millie, what have you done girl?? We think Mil's moved on, tweeting "I hurt for you." Ouch...nothing says 'we are sooo over' like a pity party.

Our advice to Justin?

Get a spot on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here" before your 5 minutes are up. We'll make a call and see if we can get you Speidi's spot!

Allison Iraheta to Jive

Well, it's not a shock.

After weeks of rumors, Allison Iraheta's got a record deal with Jive and her album is to drop this fall.

The soulful soon-to-be deev blew America away with her voice during Am Idol this year. Although we're still on PercO because she didn't win, we here at LonDon Gaga know she's about to tear that shiz up!

So now Adam "Just Out" Lambert, Kris Allen, and lil Alli have deals. What about Gokey Pokey or Matty G?????

We'll MTV was nice enough to suggest Matt's next, making Matty G's day!

He tweets "As you can imagine, I'm very happy about this article thanks MTV."

Awe! How sweet!

We just hope it comes true. We figure there's probably only going to be about 4 deals made from this past season.

No one like overexposure!

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ESMEE DENTERS...WE'RE IN LOVE!!!

OMG! We here at LonDon Gaga think she's going to be huge!!!

A delish mix of JoJo and Giselle Bundchen, Esmee Denters is our new love!

EDy, a 20 yr. old deev from the Netherlands, was discovered by Justin Timberlake from videos she had posted on Youtube.

Who knew that could actually happen???

Today, there are too many bitches who can't hold a tune, so we're relieved to see talent getting recognized.

Her new video for her single "Outta Here" has just been released and well... it's HAWT!

Looks like someone got a makeova!

We can't wait for the tour EDy!

Paris Hilton and Doug Something Split

OH NO!

Pair-y H. and Doug "what's his face" have called it quits People.com is reporting.

While he may look gorg, we all watched the Hills and know what a Draahmz Q he is. We think that's probably why Pair-y called the publicity stunt it off. There can't be two Queens holding down the fort in LonDon.

Sorry Dougy Poo.

We're sure the producers of the Hills will find you somone else to leech celebrity from. We here Kristen Cavallari is single.

Well... then again. She's sort of in need of the same.

Britney and the Agent

Poor little oink oink and frowner.

Just when you thought BritBrit's boys had gone through more daddys than nes!

It has now been confirmed that BB's dating Jason Trawick, her agent from Williams Morris. The two have been drooling over each other for months now and even go on vacays as fam!

"In my eyes, Britney and Jason are definitely together," a member of the paparazzi recently claimed.

"I’ve never seen any other celebrity spend as much time with their agent as Brit does - vacation in Costa Rica, dinner, the Bahamas, running out to get Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon - I mean, it’s not just business as usual."

Awe at least someone's givin BB some much needed lovin.

The last two times did not turn out so well.

Kendra Wilkinson is Pregn-ANT!

Another accident baby is on its way.

#3 has announced that her and her financee Hank Baskett are expecting a Lil' Hef soon!

Awe... everyone loves a sticky bun in the oven!

E! reports that #3 had this to say about the soon-to-be Kendr-ette.

"Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."

Fans??? We're thinking not! But it's nice to pretend.

As for names... we've been thinking.

If it's a girl, we suggest #4. If it's a boy, LonDon Gaga.

You're welcome Kendra.

Mizz Lady Gaga... goes on tour with K. West!

We here at LonDon Gaga love an outrageous and fabulous Diva (or Ryan Seacrest). So we are dedicating our inaugural post to Mizz Lady Gaga.

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SO, it was just announced!!!!!!!

Gawgs is going on tour with the Kanye!

We wonder who's going to best during that Diva Extrav?? Of course we vote Mizz Gawgs, but Kanye is a complete shit show and always entertains.

The Kanye announced the news on the View earlier today and had some very nice things to say about Gawgs!

"She's talented and so incredible that she's not an opening act. We're doing it together, with no opening act."

DAMN STRAIGHT (or gay)!

Mizz Gawgs is about PokerFace the shiz out of Kanye!

But we know the Kanye, and he never shares the spotlight!

We smell some competition!