Yay For Jersey Housewife Baby

We love this kind of news!

Jacqueline Laurita finally had a baby!!!

If you remember from the show, the girl was on her 1,023rd miscarriage!

We think it divine when good things happen to fabulous people!

Star is reporting that the baby weighed in at 8lbs. 3oz.

We wonder if they'll make a big thing about J.La being preggers on next week's finale!

GASSSPPPP...

Do you think that whole miscarriage doctors office scene was staged!!?????

If you do the math, she probably had to have been pregnant during taping if she's having the baby now!

Scandalous!

But we still love J.La... because, well, we love Housewife draaahmz!!!

Beyonce & J Say NO To Kids

AWE! No BB's and JJ's????

The R&B couple have declared there will be no children in this house!

In ref to kids JJ said, "We got to keep it moving. Got bills to pay."

Amen Brothaaaa!

So how does deev Bsay feel about that? About the same...

"I definitely want one but I’m not ready for all that. I don’t think a person should see that before their time. I fall in love with my nephew every time I see him."

Looks like destiny ain't havin' no child anytime soon!

...cause a brotha GOT TO WORK IT OUT! OH HUH HUH!

Kendra Wilkinson is Pregn-ANT!

Another accident baby is on its way.

#3 has announced that her and her financee Hank Baskett are expecting a Lil' Hef soon!

Awe... everyone loves a sticky bun in the oven!

E! reports that #3 had this to say about the soon-to-be Kendr-ette.

"Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."

Fans??? We're thinking not! But it's nice to pretend.

As for names... we've been thinking.

If it's a girl, we suggest #4. If it's a boy, LonDon Gaga.

You're welcome Kendra.