Paula Just Had To Take It There

Oh... Paula!!!

Why do you always have to take it there!?!?!

...B/c if you're going to, so are we!!

In her latest tweet Paula says:

"I am truly touched by the thousands of blogs&tweets expressing your concern, love and support in re:to whether or not I'll be back for AI."

Awe! Sweet right!?

then... "Keep your fingers crossed and know that I love and adore you all for loving me so much!"

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!

Hunny, WE ALL don't love you so much! Think you're a crackhead entertainer????

YES!

Love watching you use words like "sequestration" and "admonition" incorrectly????

YES!

We think the girl needs a few PercOs to bring her back down to EARTH!?!

We could give you a prescript, Blabdul, but we think you probably have access to one.

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Heidi Montag To Pose For Playboy

Pope Heidi Montag has decided to reveal all her baptized parts to Playboy!

We bet J. Christ will love that!

People is reporting that Pope Montag will bear it all in the September edition.

A source says: "There is nudity. It's tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it."

Tasteful?????

Ummm...

Everything Pope Montag does is trashay!

We doubt it's different this time!

...but God Bless Ya Sistaaa!

P!nk !s Ly!ng!

...and the self promotion continues!

In her latest tweet Purp!e says this:

"Pretty exciting: i am 3rd (tied with mr. timberlake and nelly) in the most top 10 hits on us radio in history. madonna, 2, mariah, 1."

Now Purp!e! Although we think you're a fabulosity, we'd love to know where you're gettin your info from. You've only released an album and a half.

We agree with the Divine Mizz Mimi and MagPie... but Purp!e, JT, Nelly????

Where's Elvis and the Beatles?? We'd even go for the disappearing act J.Lo!

Regardless, Purp!e was not afraid to show her excitement about her new Wiki-made list.

She tweets:

"3 is my lucky number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! exclamation mark!!!!!!"

We know who else loves the #3.

Kendra Wilson of course!

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