Pope Montag Gives Us A Prayer

It has now become ridic to the nth degree!!!!

In her latest tweet centerfold Pope Montag preaches to the masses:

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight"

WTF?!??!??!??!??!??!??!

We just came back from Sunday brunch at the Ivy with J. Christ and even he was laughing at the shit show!

And just when you thought it couldn't get worse...

The Pope's newly-baptized other half also graced us with his two sense:

Spencer tweets: "We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against the authorities, against the powers, against the rulers of darkness of this world against spiritual wickedness in heavenly realms. Therefore put on your full armor of God."

Amen Fathaaaaa, preach on!!!!!!!! Fathaaaa preach on!!!!!

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Paris Throws Lemons and Limes????

As we reported on Wed, Pair-y H. and Doug "what's his face" have called it quits.

...and it looks like Pair-y isn't going down without a fight!

Pez Head Perez is reporting that "Deal or No Deal" model Kendahl Beal claims Pair-y went crazy at the Dark Room in LA last week where shiz went down!

Beal says:

"Everyone was there having a great time, sitting at the bar, and I happen to be talking to Doug. Out of nowhere Paris comes and starts throwing lemons and limes at me. It was kind of crazy!"

LEMONS AND LIMES?????

WTF!?!?!?!?

We hope Perrier Lemon grabbed the fruit from the bar and not from her purse!

Or else... we're going to tag her ass as officially psycho!

Keep It Together Girl!!!!!

Paris Hilton and Doug Something Split

OH NO!

Pair-y H. and Doug "what's his face" have called it quits People.com is reporting.

While he may look gorg, we all watched the Hills and know what a Draahmz Q he is. We think that's probably why Pair-y called the publicity stunt it off. There can't be two Queens holding down the fort in LonDon.

Sorry Dougy Poo.

We're sure the producers of the Hills will find you somone else to leech celebrity from. We here Kristen Cavallari is single.

Well... then again. She's sort of in need of the same.