Mr. Gaston Keeps Crying!

HAHA! We just looooove Australian sap!

As we reported a few days ago, since the breakup with Milley Mr. Gaston has not been able to control himself!

We found this on Youtube and well...

We can smell the fermented cheese from a mile away!

Unlike your underwear ads, sap isn't hawt Mr. Gaston!!!!

NOT HAWT!!!!

Miley Cyrus Blows a Gasket

Here at LonDon Gaga, we don't advocate expressing your emotions on Twitter....keep that shiz to yourself, Mr. Gaston.

In the saga of teen romance (although Justin is 20), it looks like Miley has said goodbye to her underwear model. Though no official word has come from either party, take a look at his twitter (JustinMGaston)- pathetic, we think:

"How many tears are in there? They've gotta run out soon right?"

...and our personal fave, "At least I know where you stand."

Millie, what have you done girl?? We think Mil's moved on, tweeting "I hurt for you." Ouch...nothing says 'we are sooo over' like a pity party.

Our advice to Justin?

Get a spot on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here" before your 5 minutes are up. We'll make a call and see if we can get you Speidi's spot!