Nicole Richie Bashes Samantha Ronson

We just LOOOVE tweety juice!!!

In her latest tweet Nicole Richie calls Samantha Ronson a Vh1 trashbag!!!

Nicky tweets to Samron:

"@samantharonson because I saw you at the Rock of Love auditions yesterday. Don't be ashamed."

Ouch!

Because we know Lindsay Lohan and Nicky want to shiz on one another, we know Nicky ain't jokin!!

We can't wait to see if LindSee Laylow is going to defend her man!!!

...but honestly we think Samron would be a perfect fit for next season's Rock of Love: Tranny Edition.

Put a blonde wig on him her and we think she'll pass!!!

Keep the draaaahmz coming ladies...and gentlemen!

Chastity Bono To Become Chase!!!

In a TMZ exclusive, Chastity Bono, the daughter of Cher and Sonny has decided to attach a peen and become a man!

While we are all for more men in this world, not this kind!

Chase's publicist, Howard Bragman, had this to say:

"Yes, it's true -- Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity."

And Mr. Bragman is already calling Chase a HE!

"He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones."

"It is Chaz's hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his 'coming out' did nearly 20 years ago."

Chastity, hunny, we like Chase better than Chaz!

Trust us.