Showing posts with label Messes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Messes. Show all posts

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Zac Needs LonDon's Help!

It's such a shame when hawtness lacks style!!!

...or breathing room for the boys!!!

Zac "I Hate Musicals" Efron....

DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR SIZE!?!?!

For the future, we think a size 32.

But if you're too awesome for your size, take our advice.

If the pants don't fit...

JUST TAKE THEM OFF INSTEAD!!!

Love ya Z!

Friday, June 12, 2009

New Cassie Video Feat. Puff Puff



Puff Puff's given us a behind-the-scenes look at Cassie's new video just released today!

The song?

Kind of a HOT STANKY MESS!!

But what's really in need of discussion is her new due!

Simply put... A COMPLETE DEEESTASTER AND A HALF!

...make that two!

Someone must be slippin these girl's hairstylists tranqs!

We're interested in knowing what you think of the half-baked pie.

Kristen Stewart's New Look

K. Stewy is sporting a new due!

People seems to think it screams "rock n' roll."

...we think more like trashay European!!

Apparently Stewy's new look is for an upcoming movie she's doing called "The Runaways," a Joan Jett biopic.

Umm...

Any movie that requires such a disaster should really be reconsidered!!

Let us know if you think it's as HeiN as we do.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Britney and the Agent


Poor little oink oink and frowner.

Just when you thought BritBrit's boys had gone through more daddys than nes!

It has now been confirmed that BB's dating Jason Trawick, her agent from Williams Morris. The two have been drooling over each other for months now and even go on vacays as fam!

"In my eyes, Britney and Jason are definitely together," a member of the paparazzi recently claimed.

"I’ve never seen any other celebrity spend as much time with their agent as Brit does - vacation in Costa Rica, dinner, the Bahamas, running out to get Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon - I mean, it’s not just business as usual."

Awe at least someone's givin BB some much needed lovin.

The last two times did not turn out so well.

Kendra Wilkinson is Pregn-ANT!


Another accident baby is on its way.

#3 has announced that her and her financee Hank Baskett are expecting a Lil' Hef soon!

Awe... everyone loves a sticky bun in the oven!

E! reports that #3 had this to say about the soon-to-be Kendr-ette.

"Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."

Fans??? We're thinking not! But it's nice to pretend.

As for names... we've been thinking.

If it's a girl, we suggest #4. If it's a boy, LonDon Gaga.

You're welcome Kendra.