Mr. Gaston Keeps Crying!

HAHA! We just looooove Australian sap!

As we reported a few days ago, since the breakup with Milley Mr. Gaston has not been able to control himself!

We found this on Youtube and well...

We can smell the fermented cheese from a mile away!

Unlike your underwear ads, sap isn't hawt Mr. Gaston!!!!

NOT HAWT!!!!

Usha Says We're Through

Looks like Usha wants to make love in da club with someone else!!!

Possibly us???????

People is reporting that earlier this morning Milk Chocolate filed for divorce from his hag wife Tameka Foster Raymond in an Atlanta Court.

...And Fosters, 8 yrs his senior, doesn't seem to have a problem with it.

Apparently the diamond digger has already moved on and is trying to slip into the wallet pants of comedian Eddie Murphy.

Insiders tell us Fosters was a googly-eyed stalker at the premier of Donkey's new movie Imagine That in Atlanta this past week.

...And even better, it doesn't seem like Milk Chocolate cares either!!

He has reportedly been in Las Vegas recording his new album and the two rarely see one another.

We loves it!!!!!!

Paris Throws Lemons and Limes????

As we reported on Wed, Pair-y H. and Doug "what's his face" have called it quits.

...and it looks like Pair-y isn't going down without a fight!

Pez Head Perez is reporting that "Deal or No Deal" model Kendahl Beal claims Pair-y went crazy at the Dark Room in LA last week where shiz went down!

Beal says:

"Everyone was there having a great time, sitting at the bar, and I happen to be talking to Doug. Out of nowhere Paris comes and starts throwing lemons and limes at me. It was kind of crazy!"

LEMONS AND LIMES?????

WTF!?!?!?!?

We hope Perrier Lemon grabbed the fruit from the bar and not from her purse!

Or else... we're going to tag her ass as officially psycho!

Keep It Together Girl!!!!!

Miley Cyrus Blows a Gasket

Here at LonDon Gaga, we don't advocate expressing your emotions on Twitter....keep that shiz to yourself, Mr. Gaston.

In the saga of teen romance (although Justin is 20), it looks like Miley has said goodbye to her underwear model. Though no official word has come from either party, take a look at his twitter (JustinMGaston)- pathetic, we think:

"How many tears are in there? They've gotta run out soon right?"

...and our personal fave, "At least I know where you stand."

Millie, what have you done girl?? We think Mil's moved on, tweeting "I hurt for you." Ouch...nothing says 'we are sooo over' like a pity party.

Our advice to Justin?

Get a spot on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here" before your 5 minutes are up. We'll make a call and see if we can get you Speidi's spot!

Paris Hilton and Doug Something Split

OH NO!

Pair-y H. and Doug "what's his face" have called it quits People.com is reporting.

While he may look gorg, we all watched the Hills and know what a Draahmz Q he is. We think that's probably why Pair-y called the publicity stunt it off. There can't be two Queens holding down the fort in LonDon.

Sorry Dougy Poo.

We're sure the producers of the Hills will find you somone else to leech celebrity from. We here Kristen Cavallari is single.

Well... then again. She's sort of in need of the same.