Paris Throws Lemons and Limes????

As we reported on Wed, Pair-y H. and Doug "what's his face" have called it quits.

...and it looks like Pair-y isn't going down without a fight!

Pez Head Perez is reporting that "Deal or No Deal" model Kendahl Beal claims Pair-y went crazy at the Dark Room in LA last week where shiz went down!

Beal says:

"Everyone was there having a great time, sitting at the bar, and I happen to be talking to Doug. Out of nowhere Paris comes and starts throwing lemons and limes at me. It was kind of crazy!"

LEMONS AND LIMES?????

WTF!?!?!?!?

We hope Perrier Lemon grabbed the fruit from the bar and not from her purse!

Or else... we're going to tag her ass as officially psycho!

Keep It Together Girl!!!!!

Paris Hilton and Doug Something Split

OH NO!

Pair-y H. and Doug "what's his face" have called it quits People.com is reporting.

While he may look gorg, we all watched the Hills and know what a Draahmz Q he is. We think that's probably why Pair-y called the publicity stunt it off. There can't be two Queens holding down the fort in LonDon.

Sorry Dougy Poo.

We're sure the producers of the Hills will find you somone else to leech celebrity from. We here Kristen Cavallari is single.

Well... then again. She's sort of in need of the same.