Pope Montag Gives Us A Prayer

It has now become ridic to the nth degree!!!!

In her latest tweet centerfold Pope Montag preaches to the masses:

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight"

WTF?!??!??!??!??!??!??!

We just came back from Sunday brunch at the Ivy with J. Christ and even he was laughing at the shit show!

And just when you thought it couldn't get worse...

The Pope's newly-baptized other half also graced us with his two sense:

Spencer tweets: "We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against the authorities, against the powers, against the rulers of darkness of this world against spiritual wickedness in heavenly realms. Therefore put on your full armor of God."

Amen Fathaaaaa, preach on!!!!!!!! Fathaaaa preach on!!!!!

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Paula Just Had To Take It There

Oh... Paula!!!

Why do you always have to take it there!?!?!

...B/c if you're going to, so are we!!

In her latest tweet Paula says:

"I am truly touched by the thousands of blogs&tweets expressing your concern, love and support in re:to whether or not I'll be back for AI."

Awe! Sweet right!?

then... "Keep your fingers crossed and know that I love and adore you all for loving me so much!"

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!

Hunny, WE ALL don't love you so much! Think you're a crackhead entertainer????

YES!

Love watching you use words like "sequestration" and "admonition" incorrectly????

YES!

We think the girl needs a few PercOs to bring her back down to EARTH!?!

We could give you a prescript, Blabdul, but we think you probably have access to one.

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Aubrey Confronts @Perez

Earlier today Pez Head blogged about Aubrey "Get Laid" and the NoH8 campaign.

The title was "H8 On Aubrey O'Day! Bitch Is Rude!"

...And Aubrey is tweetly pisssssssed!!!!!!!

She tweets to Pez Head:

"@perezhilton i am unbelievably outraged at your speculations about my participation in the NOH8 campaign. they are completely false!"

then... "@perezhilton and i think its sad that you of all people would turn a beautifully giving day into your web smut!"

To which Pez Head replied:

"@AubreyODay My sources are impeachable! I stand by the story 100%."

then... "@AubreyODay Impeccable. They're impeccable."

We love watching stanky fish flounder over their words!!!!

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M. Say Is All About LonDon!

Our gawdess the Divine Mizz Mimi is loving LonDon right now!

The deev arrived at Heathrow today and was looking fab as use!

Mail Online reports that she needed two HUGE trolleys to carry her suitcases to her hotel! Last year Mizz Mimi brought 20 suitcases to LonDon town!!!!!!

What a coincadink!! WE LOVE TRAVELLIN' MIMI-STYLE TOO!!!

The Divine Mizz Mimi is probably in LonDon promoting her upcoming single "Obsessed" that is to be released in the US next week!

Mimi recently tweeted a few days ago:

"So'Obsessed' is an uptempo fun summer record. We were gonna go w/the ballad 1st but don't worry,its coming. I tried to make something For all who love Butterfly, and even older albums,but"Obsessed" has to come out 1st, asap!! Its different for me,but clearly,its SO me!"

WE CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole Richie Bashes Samantha Ronson

We just LOOOVE tweety juice!!!

In her latest tweet Nicole Richie calls Samantha Ronson a Vh1 trashbag!!!

Nicky tweets to Samron:

"@samantharonson because I saw you at the Rock of Love auditions yesterday. Don't be ashamed."

Ouch!

Because we know Lindsay Lohan and Nicky want to shiz on one another, we know Nicky ain't jokin!!

We can't wait to see if LindSee Laylow is going to defend her man!!!

...but honestly we think Samron would be a perfect fit for next season's Rock of Love: Tranny Edition.

Put a blonde wig on him her and we think she'll pass!!!

Keep the draaaahmz coming ladies...and gentlemen!

Kirstey Alley Hates Conan!

Krispy Kreme is hatin' on Conan O'Brien!

In her latest tweet she says:

"THEN IT BECOMES "LATE NIGHT" WITH MEDIOCRE STAFF WRITERS...NOT MY FAVORITE SHOW..CONAN,WRITE YOUR OWN JOKES..YOU ARE FUNNY AND CLEVER & NICE"

...And in all caps!?!

Ouch!!

We can't wait to hear what Conan says about this.

But we think it's just time for Krispy's 8th snack of the day...

Hunger can make a beast bitch wanna kill somebody!

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Daughtry Really Likes "I'm A Celebrity..."

Say WHAT!!?

It appears Am Idol screamer Chris Daughtry is in love with "I'm A Celebrity... Keep Me Here Forever!"

Really in love!!!

So in love in fact he can't stop tweeting about it!

Daughtry tweets: "I have to say my favs on that show are Lou Diamond and Sanjaya. They seem like good hearted peeps."

then... "Can't say I would ever do a show like that but they sure are fun to watch!"

then... "Sanjaya is a hard worker and he slays on every task! LDP is the same way and he's a great leader. Why am I tweetin about this?"

WE'RE WONDERING THE SAME THING!!!!!

Looks like someone's interested in a spot on next season's show.

Albums not selling so well these days Christopher?

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P!nk !s Ly!ng!

...and the self promotion continues!

In her latest tweet Purp!e says this:

"Pretty exciting: i am 3rd (tied with mr. timberlake and nelly) in the most top 10 hits on us radio in history. madonna, 2, mariah, 1."

Now Purp!e! Although we think you're a fabulosity, we'd love to know where you're gettin your info from. You've only released an album and a half.

We agree with the Divine Mizz Mimi and MagPie... but Purp!e, JT, Nelly????

Where's Elvis and the Beatles?? We'd even go for the disappearing act J.Lo!

Regardless, Purp!e was not afraid to show her excitement about her new Wiki-made list.

She tweets:

"3 is my lucky number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! exclamation mark!!!!!!"

We know who else loves the #3.

Kendra Wilson of course!

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Allison Iraheta to Jive

Well, it's not a shock.

After weeks of rumors, Allison Iraheta's got a record deal with Jive and her album is to drop this fall.

The soulful soon-to-be deev blew America away with her voice during Am Idol this year. Although we're still on PercO because she didn't win, we here at LonDon Gaga know she's about to tear that shiz up!

So now Adam "Just Out" Lambert, Kris Allen, and lil Alli have deals. What about Gokey Pokey or Matty G?????

We'll MTV was nice enough to suggest Matt's next, making Matty G's day!

He tweets "As you can imagine, I'm very happy about this article thanks MTV."

Awe! How sweet!

We just hope it comes true. We figure there's probably only going to be about 4 deals made from this past season.

No one like overexposure!

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