Mr. Gaston Keeps Crying!

HAHA! We just looooove Australian sap!

As we reported a few days ago, since the breakup with Milley Mr. Gaston has not been able to control himself!

We found this on Youtube and well...

We can smell the fermented cheese from a mile away!

Unlike your underwear ads, sap isn't hawt Mr. Gaston!!!!

NOT HAWT!!!!

Paris Throws Lemons and Limes????

As we reported on Wed, Pair-y H. and Doug "what's his face" have called it quits.

...and it looks like Pair-y isn't going down without a fight!

Pez Head Perez is reporting that "Deal or No Deal" model Kendahl Beal claims Pair-y went crazy at the Dark Room in LA last week where shiz went down!

Beal says:

"Everyone was there having a great time, sitting at the bar, and I happen to be talking to Doug. Out of nowhere Paris comes and starts throwing lemons and limes at me. It was kind of crazy!"

LEMONS AND LIMES?????

WTF!?!?!?!?

We hope Perrier Lemon grabbed the fruit from the bar and not from her purse!

Or else... we're going to tag her ass as officially psycho!

Keep It Together Girl!!!!!