Pope Montag Gives Us A Prayer

It has now become ridic to the nth degree!!!!

In her latest tweet centerfold Pope Montag preaches to the masses:

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight"

WTF?!??!??!??!??!??!??!

We just came back from Sunday brunch at the Ivy with J. Christ and even he was laughing at the shit show!

And just when you thought it couldn't get worse...

The Pope's newly-baptized other half also graced us with his two sense:

Spencer tweets: "We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against the authorities, against the powers, against the rulers of darkness of this world against spiritual wickedness in heavenly realms. Therefore put on your full armor of God."

Amen Fathaaaaa, preach on!!!!!!!! Fathaaaa preach on!!!!!

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Paula Just Had To Take It There

Oh... Paula!!!

Why do you always have to take it there!?!?!

...B/c if you're going to, so are we!!

In her latest tweet Paula says:

"I am truly touched by the thousands of blogs&tweets expressing your concern, love and support in re:to whether or not I'll be back for AI."

Awe! Sweet right!?

then... "Keep your fingers crossed and know that I love and adore you all for loving me so much!"

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!

Hunny, WE ALL don't love you so much! Think you're a crackhead entertainer????

YES!

Love watching you use words like "sequestration" and "admonition" incorrectly????

YES!

We think the girl needs a few PercOs to bring her back down to EARTH!?!

We could give you a prescript, Blabdul, but we think you probably have access to one.

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Aubrey Confronts @Perez

Earlier today Pez Head blogged about Aubrey "Get Laid" and the NoH8 campaign.

The title was "H8 On Aubrey O'Day! Bitch Is Rude!"

...And Aubrey is tweetly pisssssssed!!!!!!!

She tweets to Pez Head:

"@perezhilton i am unbelievably outraged at your speculations about my participation in the NOH8 campaign. they are completely false!"

then... "@perezhilton and i think its sad that you of all people would turn a beautifully giving day into your web smut!"

To which Pez Head replied:

"@AubreyODay My sources are impeachable! I stand by the story 100%."

then... "@AubreyODay Impeccable. They're impeccable."

We love watching stanky fish flounder over their words!!!!

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Drags Galore in Miami

Khloe Kardashian held a DragQ Party in Miami today!!

...and WELL, how do we put this delicately???

It was a COMPLETE SHIT SHOW PUBLICITY STUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We love the thought though, Khl-nobody.

Khl-nobody was hosting the "drag look-alike contest" b/c the city just passed the Domestic Partnership Ordinance giving the legal rights of the straights to The Gays!

Like we said, WE LOVE THE THOUGHT!

...But if you're going to celebrate gay rights, don't hold a SELF-OBSESSED Khl-nobody look-alike contest!

Bitch pleazzzzzze!

Heidi Montag To Pose For Playboy

Pope Heidi Montag has decided to reveal all her baptized parts to Playboy!

We bet J. Christ will love that!

People is reporting that Pope Montag will bear it all in the September edition.

A source says: "There is nudity. It's tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it."

Tasteful?????

Ummm...

Everything Pope Montag does is trashay!

We doubt it's different this time!

...but God Bless Ya Sistaaa!

Kirstey Alley Hates Conan!

Krispy Kreme is hatin' on Conan O'Brien!

In her latest tweet she says:

"THEN IT BECOMES "LATE NIGHT" WITH MEDIOCRE STAFF WRITERS...NOT MY FAVORITE SHOW..CONAN,WRITE YOUR OWN JOKES..YOU ARE FUNNY AND CLEVER & NICE"

...And in all caps!?!

Ouch!!

We can't wait to hear what Conan says about this.

But we think it's just time for Krispy's 8th snack of the day...

Hunger can make a beast bitch wanna kill somebody!

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