Mr. Gaston Keeps Crying!

HAHA! We just looooove Australian sap!

As we reported a few days ago, since the breakup with Milley Mr. Gaston has not been able to control himself!

We found this on Youtube and well...

We can smell the fermented cheese from a mile away!

Unlike your underwear ads, sap isn't hawt Mr. Gaston!!!!

NOT HAWT!!!!

Jennifer Wants A Manly Film

Jennifer Waniston thinks there's a karmic connection betwixt her movies and her life!!!

Last night at the Krystal and Lucy Awards, Waniston said this in her speech:

"I'm trying to be more careful than I have been in the past about the kind of movies I choose to be in. I kind of noticed something a few years ago that there seems to be a strange parallel between the movies I'm doing and my life offscreen. It started with The Good Girl, then of course Rumor Has It, followed by Derailed. Then there was The Break Up. If any of you have a project entitled Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Male, I'm at table 6 and my agents are at table 12!"

Wow, that was actually funny Waniston!

...but we didn't see you in the film "Angelina Jolie Is Hawter Than Me!"

Miley Cyrus Blows a Gasket

Here at LonDon Gaga, we don't advocate expressing your emotions on Twitter....keep that shiz to yourself, Mr. Gaston.

In the saga of teen romance (although Justin is 20), it looks like Miley has said goodbye to her underwear model. Though no official word has come from either party, take a look at his twitter (JustinMGaston)- pathetic, we think:

"How many tears are in there? They've gotta run out soon right?"

...and our personal fave, "At least I know where you stand."

Millie, what have you done girl?? We think Mil's moved on, tweeting "I hurt for you." Ouch...nothing says 'we are sooo over' like a pity party.

Our advice to Justin?

Get a spot on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here" before your 5 minutes are up. We'll make a call and see if we can get you Speidi's spot!